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The Nukem Rule

The Nukem rule states that is is a bad idea to pre-order a game before its release date has been confirmed. The game could be delayed, or outright cancelled, making any deposit worthless.

This was brought on by the game Duke Nukem Forever, witch was delayed for over a decade.
"Hey man, have you pre-ordered Prey 2 yet?"

"Not going to bother, I follow the Nukem rule."
by Squarks February 18, 2013
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jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.
Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?
by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023
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The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)
Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?
by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022
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Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily
I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule
by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022
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road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.
Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."
by Bob July 23, 2003
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HDF rules

1: No spamming outside of rooms that explicitly allow it. (Whether something is spam or not will be held to the discretion of moderators and administrators.)

2: No NSFW image or video sharing or ERPing outside of 18+ areas, and no violently explicit content at all is allowed.

3: No targeted harassment against players. Including constant threats, insults, unwanted stalking, etc. (This rule extends to private DMs with players)

4: No intentionally inciting pointless drama or false panic, especially without evidence.

5: No blatantly false mod calling.

6: Sending private information or sharing social media accounts about other players without the consent of them is not allowed if you're unsure they'd be willing to share it themselves.

7: No discriminatory terms are to be used in a derogatory or pointless manner, especially the hard-R N-Word.

8: No ban evading (duh)

9: No full-on roleplaying outside of roleplaying rooms. (Brief interactions such as hugging and such are fine.)

10: No Intentionally spoiling things for others, and ask before speaking about any major spoilers when talking about games.

11: No advertising other AO or Discord servers without administrator approval.

12: No impersonation of any banned player.

13: You must be able to speak understandable English. This rule does not apply on the Discord channel's #spam-allowed, nor does it apply on AO in the Jukebox Rooms, nor Private Rooms.
"Have you seen the HDF rules ?"
"oh dear lord don't remind me"
by Eboy Lonnie November 2, 2020
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