J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable

She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.

by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021

The j

funny meme that is just a 2021 meme, that means it has no sense and dose not mean anything particular

Player1:bro can you please shut up?
Player2:The j
Player1:What?
Player2:The j
Player1:What???
Player1:The j

by Alvaro1909 October 6, 2022

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

Boy on j

Boys on the letter “J”. They are usally fuckboys. All they wanna do is play with your heart. They play you like all the other girls he’s been with before. They are also too hot and there’s just something with them that makes every girl fall for them. They just have a “thing” that just make us all fall without knowing Especially the name JOACHIM, that’s a biiiiig fuckboy name right there. If you ask any guy on the letter “J” how many girls he’s been with the last 3 months he’ll probably say 10+... All boys on “J” will hurt you! Don’t be numb girls. But I understand, he has a biiiig dick

Me: Omg does your name start on j?
Boy on j: Yea how do you know?
Me: You’re just a fuckboy so I thought.

by Hurt clown girl October 16, 2019