The thesis stating that one obvious and preventable death is fated to happen before any obvious solutions, changes or reforms are enacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates when playing hockey and the introduction of neck guards to the sport.
Person 1: "Hey, do you remember that shaky pipe at the bottom of the apartment building that the landlord never fixed?"
Person 2: "Yeah! What about it?
Person 1: "Well, it finally busted and the valve domed someone on the head and killed him! And after that, of course NOW the landlord decides to fix it!"
Person 2: "How preventable. The Tamr Law takes another..."
Person 2: "Yeah! What about it?
Person 1: "Well, it finally busted and the valve domed someone on the head and killed him! And after that, of course NOW the landlord decides to fix it!"
Person 2: "How preventable. The Tamr Law takes another..."
by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024
Get the The Tamr Lawmug. by Hooderim August 9, 2018
Get the La (Law)mug. My great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-grandaunt-in-lawmug. 
If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.
"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
by Waverunner December 12, 2020
Get the Link's Lawmug. The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
Get the warmongler lawmug. Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
Get the Waters Lawmug.