horsemeet

a fitness content creator that gives the best life tips and advice and his famous quote “follow for more tips”

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horsemeet by spidermanstwinbrother January 19, 2024

Horses Minorses 

A term describing frustration or exhaustion.

Synonym: Chrysler cars.

Jack: "This work is a pain in my rear *sputters*"
Jill: "Horses Minorses

Horses Minorses by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024

Horsenigger 

The cooler way of saying horseshit; bullshit.

That stupid bitch just stole my car, what a bunch of horsenigger!

My girlfriend rants about a bunch of random HN in her life because she has nothing better to do.

Horsenigger by Livesecks February 1, 2024

Horsefoolery 

Horsefoolery is when you commit an act of stupidity, which may or may not be massively illegal, it’s a cross between horseplay and foolery

“Damn! Alfie Just Commited Mass Murder! It’s okay, he’s just displaying Horsefoolery!

Horsefoolery by AxySch February 10, 2024

Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.

yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.

Horsey Dance by Bag Dad February 21, 2024

Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.

yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.

Horsey Dance by Bag Dad February 21, 2024

Horses

One of the worst domestic animals to exist. Donkeys are way better 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏

Hee haw - Doneky
Im fat and lazy - horses

Horses by dhar woman February 28, 2024