dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

dick dazed

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.

""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"

by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014

trick on dick

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money

Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club

by godchef May 27, 2010

Dick large

Like Gay Mark, A gay Idiot that does not know shit and how to live life. A failure and disgrace even to their parents that they needed a trash can.

That Guy is such a Dick large.
Ewww....MOM A DICK LARGE

by Trumpshitzwords May 14, 2019

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020