ice volcano

When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.

Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.

Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.

by KarlPilkington April 12, 2016

ice shift

When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.

Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”

by Pppoppp March 15, 2023

Ice Hutt

A women's pussy who hasn't gotten a lot of male attention.

Wow, it's been so long since she's had sex she's now an Ice Hutt!

by andtittiesobiesan May 27, 2018

Ice dog 99

When you pump the Mr Whippy ice cream for a flake 99 into a willing and joyful participant’s gaping arsehole, then top with a classic Cadbury’s Flake

‘Hey baby you wanna try the ol’ Ice Dog 99?’

by I just love dickshunries May 2, 2025

Ice juice

When you have drank alll your alcoholic beverage and nothing is left but melted ice

"Hey, you need another drink. All you have is ice juice."

by PapaTop April 2, 2020

Double Ice Mack

A corrupt police officer. Etymology: pol-ICE off-ICE-r + mack.

Don't ever mess with a double ice mack.

by Guest Services May 9, 2017

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019