Two Thirds Effect

Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.
Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect
by JumpingJ November 16, 2015
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Two-Person Mind

A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.

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"Why need a sentence? A Two-Person Mind."
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018
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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
by Chadd Bryant July 04, 2020
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two tents

two tents
we biult two tents
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two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁
“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”
by mazislime May 19, 2025
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