blue jean bruise

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.

Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

by Crystal Rawls March 3, 2007

Light Blue Nails

What light blue nails mean is that when a girl has light blue nail polish on she has a boyfriend.

“Yo man look how cute that girl is ima go ask for her snap”
“Bro do you not see her light blue nails she has a boyfriend”

by Chickennugs4life July 14, 2021

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

Blue bird enjoyer

People who seem to appreciate video game characters who are blue birds. Those characters share many traits like narcissism, arrogance and being pretentious. People that enjoy one of these characters often seem to enjoy many of them. Blue birds are characters such as: Revali from the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Falco from the Star Fox serie and Birdley from Deltarune

Person A: Hey! What are your favorite video game characters?
Person B: I appreciate Revali from Breath of the Wild and Berdly from Dertarune.
Person A: Wow! I am a blue bird enjoyer too!

by normal_hehe June 29, 2023

little blue men

Midget sized blue men that when you visit their magical world they feel the need to jump up your rectum and explore.

I walked through a door today and one of those little blue men was there, i will never be the same.

by Auther of ur sex tape December 31, 2017

Sonic Blue Balls

Waiting for a huge drop in a dubstep or electro songs that never comes, similar to real blue balls when a guy is ready to cum but never does.

Mike: Yo dude did you hear the new Cazzette song?

Johnny: Yeah man, gave me a bad case of Sonic Blue Balls

by Al Rubs May 19, 2013

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021