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sea salt 

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
sea salt by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017

Setup Sally 

A chick that thinks you have other chicks, so she tries to set you up by leaving shit for the other chicks to find like scratches on your back, or her bra in your car.
Seriously bitch? You left your bra in my car?!!! Ol' Setup Sally

DAMN Setup Sally! Look what you did to my back!!!
Setup Sally by TenMinusNine January 11, 2018

Counter-Salt 

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response
Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

Usain Salt 

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.
Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.
Usain Salt by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017

Secret Salta 

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.
She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.
Hair salt by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018