This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
Get the The Rolling Theorymug. by Crash Override 8 January 4, 2008
Get the rolls flatmug. some stupid slut who sticks bananas up her pussy and has guys eat her out and eat the banana at the same time...man what a fuckin whore and she gets it on with girls but i won't mention any names
by blackwoodsmybitch March 12, 2003
Get the roll dizmug. When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up
by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023
Get the Houdini Tootsie Rollmug. A cummy roll is a designated roll of toilet paper used to tidy up ejaculation juices after male penile emission.
by Sambawala September 3, 2022
Get the Cummy Rollmug. by Slickwine January 2, 2025
Get the Roll a Jeevesmug. When she’s making a gobbling sound like a turkey on your penis when giving head and her hand is rolling back and forth on it as well.
by salty666 June 6, 2021
Get the Turkey rollingmug.