Milk

the thing your dad longs for, but never gets

(P.S. you won’t see him again.)

Have you seen my dad? He told me he went to go for the milk at our local market, but he hasn’t come back yet.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

mILk

milk is basically DEFENCE and an alterative for brushing your teeth, milk has calasomething that makes your bones STRONGER and has something in it that helps with brushing your teeth. milk is also actively promoted by DANI DEV.

MILK

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017

silk milk

dilt

do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

milk

DRINK MILK

person 1 i love milk

person 2 why

person 1 its good for your bones

by meepmerf January 28, 2022

Milk Club

An exclusive five dollar a month social circle within tech institutions where the engineers gather in a dimly lit kitchen around the "special" milk fridge. They gather in a cult like circular fashion while softly chanting "in code we trust, in coffee we bust".

Steve: *head nod to signal kitchen milk club meet*
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"

by notANitelEmployee May 9, 2024