Play-off

1- When someone likes doing something but doesnt know how to do it
2- When someone does something but doesnt like it

1- LMAO that girl that just passed the ball to the wrong team is such a play-off

2- that girl that just performed a song with her guitar at school is such a play-off her parents are literally wasting their money on her

by Nouna January 26, 2019

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017

Off-by-one

Cyber attack, usually originating in Russia.

Sweden was off-by-one'd last night.

by addelindh May 19, 2016

Jacking Off

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......

"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter

by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020

Show off

Anjali

Anjali is a show off

by fewsfowrfwrg September 18, 2020

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

Off the yard

Off the yard is a slang variation of "off the chain", a play on words since off the chain references a dog that has been let loose, aka freedom from restraint.

"Off the yard" means that after you've gone off the chain you escaped the yard, hence the expression "off the yard".

Example #1:
Mom: Who let the dogs out? I don't see them anywhere.
Kid: He's gotten off the yard. I'll go look for him.

Example #2:
Guy: Man that party was off the chain!!!
Guy #2: Naw man that went past off the chain! That party was off the yard!!

by AreSeeCola June 21, 2013