Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.
by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

by your mummies doggy May 3, 2021

by Windman111 June 1, 2019

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.
by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU
by stawckbattl December 31, 2023

An exclusive five dollar a month social circle within tech institutions where the engineers gather in a dimly lit kitchen around the "special" milk fridge. They gather in a cult like circular fashion while softly chanting "in code we trust, in coffee we bust".
Steve: *head nod to signal kitchen milk club meet*
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"
Jim(Whispers): "Code has been reviewed and I'm ready to bust"
by notANitelEmployee May 9, 2024

by Shawn Gold June 17, 2022
