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beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!
by allenkey March 30, 2025
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Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.
"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."
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beans

there good
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What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.
Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?
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Bean

A way to describe something taht you think is really cute. Mainly girls using it towards guys when they are acting cute or look cute.
Omg Ryan you’re such a bean.
by Haileeeee21 November 22, 2018
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Mr Bean

He is a menace to society, he has broken ever law known man including child labour, slavery, murder, theft, arson and many more.
Person 1: I can't believe it, I knew he was a Mr Bean.
Person 2: Agreed.
by 1G0L5G August 26, 2022
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underhand bean jam

the act of violently fingerblasting from low to high
my fingers are sore from underhand bean jamming richs mom last night
by carozzi May 3, 2019
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