Mac French toast

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.

I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

portable fence

Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.

Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?

by ChameleonDragon September 11, 2021

Mexican French

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.

American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"

by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

dirty frances

A dirty Frances is when you are working a long day, and you go home and shove a dirty cigarette up your anus.

I had such a long day, I feel like I need a margarita and a dirty Frances

by 4doorsmorewhores8 November 22, 2021

little French key

clitoris

He tried to get in but couldn't find the little French key.

by ivaninthesnow November 23, 2021

Sophia Francesca

Thiccest baddest hottest prettiest mami out there. Loves and cares to the fullest and has the longest patience. But when neglected she can easily remove you in her life. She's a keeper and will always be transparent about everything with the person she trust. You'll be lucky if you found your own Sophia Francesca.

PERSON 1: Damn she thicc & hot.
PERSON 2: She's probably a Sophia Francesca.

by Itiashani November 24, 2021