Fortnite

A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.

Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later

Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole

by Alois30 May 11, 2018

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just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born

tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"

by like you@ March 4, 2019

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the month where you cannot play Fortnite until march. If you log on Fortnite, that counts as a strike. You will have 3 strikes. Don't f*ck this up.

Are you competing in Frick Fortnite Feburary

by andioop3 November 5, 2019

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Heaven when the internet is smoother than a girls booty

Fortnite has taken over the world

by Sharp_shooter890 June 3, 2018

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a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.

girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.

by cacalover418 May 14, 2018

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