Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

Chinese Finger Trap

The act of two man fornicating with a double ended dildo, the pressure stimulating both of their genitals but also keeping them trapped in the device.

Christensen: "Dude, this Chinese Finger Trap feels amazing!"
Hadyen: "Uh dude, I'm stuck."

by CrimeNet'sBain December 7, 2019

Bangkok Finger Cuffs

Similar to Chinese finger cuffs except with a twist, a sexual act where a female (or male) is being penetrated from behind (vaginal or anal) by a transvestite while simultaneously performing fellatio on another transvestite. (N) (V) (ADJ)

He cried after getting Bangkok finger cuffed.
Bangkok Finger Cuffs is some twisted sexual deviant shit.

by The Cowboy of Bangkok June 29, 2013

Four finger fucking

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.

Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.

by Hankscolts October 14, 2011

my finger slipped

a sarcastic playful phrase used after doing something that wouldnt actually result in your finger slipping

*in school*
me: *picks up friends notebook, throws it across the room at full force*
friend: what the fuck
me: mb gng my finger slipped
friend: shut the fuck up faggot

by bloowh December 6, 2022

big juicy finger

An extremely juicy finger full of Hennessy and lean

Timmy : “ bro you wanna split this big juicy finger wit me ? “
Jimmy : “ hell yea Timmy . “

by bappishulo April 14, 2021