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Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.
by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014
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Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery
by anonymous September 19, 2022
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Douche-a-rama

When a group of two-three douche bags are alone, and/or mixed with another group of people, and are doing douchey things with one another.
Hey, look! It's Bob, Steve, and Pete hanging out by my locker and they won't move out of my way. What a douche-a-rama!
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
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Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.
"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."
by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015
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Douche drizzle

A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching
by K&B2018 September 13, 2018
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douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
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douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!
See that over there that’s a douch dick!
by Brunt up April 22, 2018
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