Let me tell you about the absolute worst person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual possesses a personality that is so repugnant, it could make a skunk gag. And let's not even get started on their physical appearance - it's as if they were sculpted by Picasso during his most experimental phase. Truly, a sight for sore eyes.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
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Get the Daniel mug.Damn Daniel, with a simple translation, means "hey, your cool", or makes one of your friends the center of attention. The popular phrase stems from a viral video staring a teen, and his narrator friend saying "damn Daniel" in relation to his shoes. When Daniel wears white vans, the narrator will say "damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans". The video has been likened to the viral video "Charlie", staring unicorns. The phrase is not negative, but has no real meaning other than it referring to something hilarious a person is wearing or doing, or referring to the video.
Sara: Damn Daniel!
Lily: back at it again with those white vans, huh?
Matt: what? There just shoes. I wear shoes like these everyday.
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Matt: whatever. Let's watch the x-files.
Sara: damn Daniel-
Lily: always back at it with those x-files.
Lily: back at it again with those white vans, huh?
Matt: what? There just shoes. I wear shoes like these everyday.
Sophia: exactly, Daniel. Damn, back at it with those white vans!
Matt: whatever. Let's watch the x-files.
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Breanne: "Ugh, another casserole? I hate casseroles."
Daniel: "Casseroles aren't so bad. You eat spaghetti and lasagna don't you? Same concept."
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Daniel: "Grow up."
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Breanne: "Such a 'Daniel' thing to say."
Daniel: "Grow up."
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