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Choking the chicken 

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Choking the chicken by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018

nigger nigger chicken dinner

A term referring to the fact that nigger's love chicken.
John: "Look, another nigger eating chicken."
Jeff: "Nigger nigger chicken dinner."

sweet chicken 

An exclamation denoting awe or invoking joy; awesome; joyous; excellent.

(coined by Dan H from J-town)
"Did you see that backflip? That was some sweet chicken!"
"Those new threads are sweet chicken bro!"
sweet chicken by lewis_ctr August 1, 2007

Academic Chicken 

A game in which the student wastes as much time as possible before the final deadline, often leaving mere minutes for a large assignment.
Eric: Isn't the analysis essay due tomorrow?

Casey: yea, I've been working on it for weeks.

Eric: yea, I need to start that.

Casey; playing academic chicken?

Eric:yea. when I get home, I'll play a few rounds of Warhammer first, to get me ready.

Mountain Chicken

GradeAUnderA told you to search for this to see the stupidest named animal and you did. Good job for ya mate u ain’t the lazy bastard we all thought u were!
Any Normal Human: Hey! Look at that frog!
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*
Mountain Chicken by 104171 March 20, 2019

Zoom Chicken 

A game in which you stay in a Zoom meeting for as long as possible in an attempt to be the last person standing in a Zoom meeting. AKA King of the Zoom
Our team meeting today was set to be 30 minutes but a game of Zoom Chicken broke out and it lasted an hour and a half.
Zoom Chicken by hammer73time November 10, 2020