Canadian Boyfriend

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.

My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.

by The eXception978 April 23, 2024

Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024

Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

by Plierr April 29, 2024

Canadian Quesadilla

When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.

Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!

by GrimeLineCentral May 7, 2024

Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.

I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize

Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been

by TheGooseWizard May 20, 2024

canabizim

when you creamate a person and you role them into a la bluntski and smoke them

me and the boys canabizimed timmy last night

by rob0912 May 21, 2024