clout baby

A child who is conceived and birthed for monetary gain and/or fame, is a clout baby.

"Dude, North West, is such a... clout baby!"

"I sure would love ta' knock up a Jenner and trap a clout baby ! "

by Astern November 15, 2021

baby dust

when a baby is being snapped away mid birth by thanos

got baby dust in my eyes and it hurts

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

baby kii

Originally Reid. Originated from Petsmart. Loves being annoying af but also cutest boy ever. Enjoys having Nolan scoops his litter box. Specializing in making Brendan’s sleep unpleasant. A mommy’s boy, at best.

Don’t leave me baby kii, stay with me tonight

by Hellobabykii November 20, 2021

fridge baby

A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of

Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.

by dust mite October 3, 2021

vermin baby

A vermin baby is a small and flabby creature that you love. He or she is very furry and annoying but you cuddle them to death anyway.

Pippin is a Boston terrier and he is my vermin baby.

by carl from school October 6, 2021

baby chonk

Adorable little shit who pisses on your lavender curtains

Baby chonk
Yes.

by BiggestNuttest October 11, 2021

Sad baby

A baby that's sad

"WAHHHHHHHHH"
"That's quite a sad baby."

by I'm gonna cry September 24, 2021