wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty

“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”

by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018

bummy wet

"Bummy wet" is used by a guy to tease a girl about her high level of sexual arousal, implying in a joking way that she's so wet she's practically a "bum," or someone who can't control their excitement.

Charlie said amy was bummy wet last night

by FurryLoader79 June 06, 2024

Wet Pashmina

A Classy Wet Blanket

Those girls who were in Vegas went to bed at 9pm, they are such Wet Pashminas!!

by ShimmerNShine229 December 15, 2010

wet phil

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.

Oh man, she totally just got a Wet Phil from that guy.

by Hourswillgetyou November 26, 2015

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 06, 2019

Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone in twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head all while sharing the word of god.

I hate this city. Someone just gave me a wet bre at the farmers market

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone with twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to you on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head. All while sharing the word of god.

I hate this city! Someone gave me a wet bre at the farmers market!

by May 16, 2022