Rule L7

When you hug a close friend but start to dry hump them and initiate penal contact (bare back or through clothing). The initiator of said dry humps owns the recipients soul regardless of the severity of physical contact. A mere act of dry homepage does not suffice under Rule #L7 but contact between clothing or actual penal instrument is required to own said soul.

James gave Nathan a hug when he returned to work but Nathan initiated Rule L7 and stole James’ soul

by anonymous December 20, 2023

x3 rule

When a girl tells you her body count, simply multiple that number by 3. Every man knows this rule and if you don’t, sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

Yo, jasmine said she only has 9 bodies!
My boy, is that after the x3 rule?
Negative.
Gg.

by Thehardtruthhhh October 12, 2023

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

Sprint Arena Rule

When you’re at an arena or large events and your sprint service doesn’t work.

I can’t send any snaps or texts man. Sprint arena rule sucks

by kev2084 September 7, 2019

The Coulter Rule

The media will immediately reveal the identity of a criminal/shooter if the criminal/shooter is white.

The Coulter Rule prevents the media from revealing the identity of the shooter at this time.

by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024

prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession

When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk

by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013

Rule 42

* = whatever you make it

Rule 42 states it's whatever is in your mind, so maybe don't project all those negatives, Nancy.

by MissNeona May 17, 2022