watermelon dick

That really fat cock that small nerdy girls seem to go crazy for.

Evee couldn't stop thinking about Tom's watermelon dick.
After fucking Tom's watermelon dick, evee didn't walk straight for a week

by Tommickdic April 1, 2017

Dick Cheney

" To "Dick Cheney" is to accidentally shoot a comrade in the junk.

"..sorry for the Dick Cheney there mate...i did not see you ...

by xigxag June 29, 2009

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

dick dazed

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.

""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"

by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014

Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015