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Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.
Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!
by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021
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Piss Chillin

The feeling of ultimate relaxation akin to the sensation one experiences when taking a long piss.
Damn, Mike looks like he is so comfortable on the couch. “Yeah man he is Piss Chillin”
by VontheDeliClerk March 6, 2023
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The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear
Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing
by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023
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Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.
Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.
by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019
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piss hell

when your in school and need go piss, but cant because the teacher isnt letting you and nearly start to piss yourself
goddamn it teacher why do you let me stay in piss hell
by pee675894320573956678954895 March 11, 2022
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Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals
Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.
by smalldick96 June 24, 2016
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Goodbye Piss

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.
Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."
by carpetedlime June 7, 2021
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