Messy Jessy

Simply a legend

i wish i could be like messy jessy

by Currymuncha1887 August 28, 2023

National Jessica and Keri Day

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.

It’s National Jessica and Keri day we have to get to the bar

by Jfalls November 14, 2023

The "Jessica"

A Jessica is that partner you try to break up with over & over & over but you just can't shake 'em. You don't want to push back too hard because, well, she be CRAZY AF!

"I thought Jeff was single again, but the "Jessica" answered his phone & said he can't come.out with his boys.

by Thewritegirl November 17, 2023

Lucas Jesse

Posh Twat

Oh Rah I do love to drink with my mates, oh rah I sound like a Lucas Jesse

by UltraHalo April 1, 2024

Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".

Cook jesse, cook my nigga!

by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024

Dudley & Jessica

A couple that genuinely cares about each other and the people around them. They are a force to be reckoned with. They have hot sex, and Dudley is always in control, but that’s the way Jessica likes it. Jessica takes damn good care of Dudley. She’s a good girl who respects Dudley very much, and he makes her happier than he can fathom.

If I ever decide to be in a relationship, it will be a Dudley & Jessica.

by Shesarealone April 24, 2024

Big Jessie

Like a dope. An idiot. A langer. Overall, not somebody you want to be, nor somebody you want to be around.

Look at that big Jessie over there leaving a suitcase freefall downhill.

by Jahnjahn December 17, 2024