Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website is for posting your own definitions for words and phrases. However, now the dictionary is just filled with dirty and bizarre sex related stuff. It is disgusting. People turn completely normal objects into, like, idk, a way of having sex??? Like, What the actual heck???!!!

Person: The urban dictionary is trash, I feel like it’s almost as bad as a porn website. Eww

by innocent rando shocked by defs July 5, 2021

Urban dictionary

Shorty, you’re already on urban dictionary. You’re brain just skipped a step and you didn’t realize you typed “urban dictionary” into google and then clicked on the link and typed it in again on here.

*opens browser* *types “urban dictionary” into browser* *clicks on link* *clicks search* *types “urban dictionary”* *clicks search* *realizes your goofy ass was already on Urban Dictionary*

by Kataringo August 8, 2022

urban dictionary

a useless yet hilarious website

i will add a motherfucking meme to the "urban dictionary".

by ttiimmootthhyy August 9, 2022

Urban dictionary

Great web site to read while absolutely high as fuck.

Hey, let’s rip a bong and read us some of that funny as fuck Urban Dictionary stuff!

by This is funnier August 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The fucking worst dictionary and best dictionary ever

YO THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS MAKING MY CUM DUDE

by UR FUCKING MOTHER OML August 12, 2022

urban dictionary

the best site to find out what words mean

"hey what site would i use for my definition?"
"definitly urban dictionary!!"

by matkjnkmew August 17, 2022