Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.

Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!

by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022

Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.

They had a Wet Fish Finder last night.

by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014

Spicy Wet Nacho

Cum in a chicks ass, then you stick it in her pussy, then into her mouth.

That chick was a freak. She let me give her a Spicy Wet Nacho!

by SiknessTheory October 17, 2020

Wet Hawaiian

When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina

My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.

by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020

Wet

Something that’s new, profound, or cool. Often used in a reactionary way to hearing something else.

“Did you hear about aquaman?”
“Yeah that movie is wet”

by Calsla January 4, 2019

Wet Armpit

When you're in the shower and you cum in your girls armpit fuck it.

My boyfriend have me a wet armpit the other day. I still have a bruise on my head

by W3tarMmmPit March 18, 2014