Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 4, 2021

tier wet

In prison: a call to warn other inmates the c.o.s are coming.

Ayo... Tier wet y'all. Guards coming in.

by dark wolf April 16, 2015

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

Wet thigh fart

When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting

Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!

by MajesticZero October 2, 2015

Wet

A word used in the Bay Area to say something is cool or nice

“You see that car over there?”

“Yee that shit Wet as Fuck”

by Julian707 October 27, 2021