porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015

Bean

Slang for clitoris.

"Hi bean" is a common greeting for lesbos

by J-stay June 21, 2017

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Bean

Clitoris basically. You could call it a bean bag, or even a beanie bag. Usually said to roast your friends moms.

Hey Dave, I actually just Milfored your moms bean. Dont even get me started on Shawns moms bean bag. Shes got that spicy bean!

by BdontheBeanSlayer March 10, 2019

Green Bean

a brand new starbucks barista, or newer barista or who is not good at their job

zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!

by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

Beans

Human beans. Because they are small.

"I HATES WATER , I YEETS ONLY BEANS"

by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023