Rolled

When somebody is slow as fuck

“I just ran a 9 minute mile in PE” said young Timmy.
“Oml you’re fucking rolled. Mee maw coulda done that” I respond.

by TyronDaGreat69 May 23, 2023

The Hound Rolls Around in the Oil

A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.

The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.

by ratracewinner July 22, 2022

360 tootsie roll

A sexual maneuver in where the participants assume the 69 position and then proceed to rotate on the Y axis 360 degrees.

Man: I 360 tootsie rolled my girl last night
Other Man: I've heard that drives the girls wild.

by keifchief November 28, 2018

shake rattle and roll

sex position / a position in which one partner is shaken up and becomes dizzy and rolled out into a pancake position and go monkey bananas on them

me and emma tried the shake rattle and roll last night and it was AWESOME!!!

by cnsjsbneenwnw April 7, 2023

Bank rolling

When beautiful girls get rich men to be their husband and fuck them just for their money as long as they have it. But they act like it’s for love and better than the late rapper quote m**…probably happen because he said that stupid shit.

Im bank rolling his ass and living the life

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022

Rolled

To be slow, or extremely uncompetitive in sprinting/distance events. Basically, your times are shitty and you will NOT be making it to the next level

Can occasionally be used in the context of jumping and field (shotput, javelin, etc) events, but is not common

"I can't even lie little buddy right there rolled asf"

"Fuck I'm so rolled I need to lock in for the off-season"

by amenoma January 5, 2025

De-Roll

(v). The act of destroying a pre-rolled joint to pack the marijuana into something else.

I got these pre-rolls from the dispensary for $5, I'm pretty sure they're pre-Covid, I'm going to de-roll them and pack my bong.

by RebelliousDink April 17, 2024