Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

Penis Grater by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

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Penis Parmasean

Smegma baby. Also known as "Dick Cheese"

Penis Parmasean is that shit that builds up around the head of your dick.

Penis Parmasean by narclar October 30, 2008

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penis poncho

Another phrase for condom.

Hey Jimmy!! Don't forget to wear your penis poncho before you have sex!!

penis poncho by James1024 February 4, 2009

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penis-kabob

to suck two cocks at the same time

that kacey c. likes to penis-kabob

penis-kabob by cjsittles March 7, 2009

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penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

penis hair envy by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

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penis island

When you jerk off and get transported to the majestical 'Penis Island'

Rob: Bro, last night I jerked so hard I went to Penis Island
Rick: Bro! Fucking nice!

penis island by robert55535 June 17, 2016

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penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

penis food by dangnuggets October 10, 2016

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