smurking off

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.

by GeetSquad March 18, 2010

Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

off the bougz

crazy,insane,unfair, just not right.

Today your conversation was off the bougz.

by NDog2010 December 9, 2008

whooped off

slang term for male masterbation. Beating off

I whooped off last night. I whooped off in your dads underwear

by dws65 November 26, 2007

Dane off

To stop eating because you are full

me:mannnn im stufffed
john:me toooo dude, dane off.

by rayraytastey March 6, 2009

bear off

When 2 guys get naked and wrestle. The first one to get penetrated losses. This is how one becomes the alpha bear

Jim and Todd had a bear off the other night! Poor Jim lost.

by Scarlett Carey July 20, 2014