doing my lab

Just another bullshit way to say, "I'm too good for you" if you're uninterested in the alternate choice.

"Hey! Let's call up Emily!"
"Nah, I'm too busy doing my lab."
"Bitch!"

by Johnny Treblefingers April 2, 2008

slap my parrot

any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.

john: hey ali how about you come over and slap my parrot.

ali: okay !

by k muula April 10, 2009

My Panda Bonerz

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.

Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!

by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

plug my bug

The act of inserting a tampon at that time of the month.

Annie said, "I need to stop at CVS so I can plug my bug!"

by Injun Annie March 18, 2009

shit my bricks

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"

Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."

by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014

Butter my rim

Using butter, olive oil, or lard as a substitute lubricant to facilitate anal sex

go into the Kitchen and find something slippery to butter my rim

by Hard hitting answers December 2, 2014

milk in my truck

A reference to a guy on guy creampie

Dess thinks: I wish I had milk in my truck but its been empty for years.

by Quantity November 5, 2013