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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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School water

A POLLUTED dirty water that schools use 2 punish kids 4 forgetting to bring their own water.
Person 1: Damn I really hate that water from the school's water fountain!
Person 2: Bro I heard a rumor that they put makeup remover in there!!
Person 1: So school water fountains are just nasty structures that contain liquid poison...

Person 2: Yeah probably...
by THAT_GIRL_CALUDA!!! February 8, 2023
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Urbn Water Co.

Best fucking water in Oceanside, CA 🚫🧢 Wulf & Perico fw it too!!! 💦🌊💧
It’s owned by Gordon and he’s the best man!!! Try Urbn Water Co. A$AP
by Hodges0101 August 30, 2022
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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019
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Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.
I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face
by anonymous May 4, 2025
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hose water grenade

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"
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give water to the horses

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses
by skidiby August 19, 2024
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