An absolute faggot and a nonce, he doesnt even know chemistry or maths or physics and ca barely get his peen up. He tries to get nudes off of strangers and can never get any, not matter how many he tries with! He's an actualy dickhead who doesnt think about anyone else, he smashes his TV and blames it on gravity. He loves to whack it off to furry porn and has a fur suit himself
by OldManDownstairsHandle June 22, 2019
Doing a blumpkin to a chick.
by May2Keg June 01, 2007
A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.
by Devonian Delia September 05, 2006
Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.
by DasImperator September 10, 2008
The collection of a delightful musty treat (truffle butter) at the base of a mans cock, upon the index finger, shaping the finger into a fish hook shape and hooking an unexpecting slut in the corner of the mouth while ass jacking her.
The truffle butter fish hook, is the best way to keep the skank whores coming back! Hey Brian! I'll bet she didn't call you back because you didn't use the truffle butter flavored fish hook!
by Sperm o matic June 18, 2017
sarah: im sorry to hear about those fish fillet sock puppets hailey and kylah i cant believe they stole your boyfriend from you like that
natalia: thank you they are such fish fillet sock puppets
natalia: thank you they are such fish fillet sock puppets
by niallsbabe45 April 17, 2015
A woman puts herself in "canis familiaris" position. A man takes a large cod fish, opens its mouth and fills it with his wad. Then spanks her botom (with the cod) till the ass turns very red and warm. After, intruduces the cod fish on her asshole and let the spunk get inside. The man fucks her in the pussy, on any type of agriculture veicle, without letting her ass dripping the cum. When done, she gets a large dump on a sandy beach on a rainy day.
" - I dont know what to buy my wife for our 50th aniversary! - Give her an Portuguese Cod Fish Extravaganza! She will be thrilled!"
by CastroL May 02, 2006