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Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.
Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter
by averagegrandma October 10, 2014
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Douche Knuckle

Someone who intentionally tells someone else wrong information
Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
by Davidisabab May 3, 2017
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douche flipping

When a person who is a douchebag when he/she is sober takes any combination of drugs and becomes even more of a douche under the influence.
Person 1: Man, Smoky's over again, it smells dank in here.

Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.
by CYP2E1 February 21, 2010
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Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.
by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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douche stream

When a Jackass leaks shit from their mouths.
Colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .
by Matzy15 July 14, 2017
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Dickle Douche

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.
by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016
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