December 33rd

The day you shit your pants

7'9" Tyrone: I heard today is December 33rd, you know what that means

by TyronesBitchassMotorcycle August 14, 2021

december 4

carolina’s birthday,

boy: hey, what is the date?
girl: December 4, why
boy: it’s carolina’s birthday!

by xworthyx December 4, 2020

December 17th

National post your bestfriend day.

Bella: what day is it today?!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th, National post your bestfriend day!

by Slaypuassyyy December 17, 2022

december 20th

cry

december 20th the day you cry over 5 gum

by sussyburgder December 19, 2021

December 17

The day no one goes to school. All over the USA schools have gotten threats. *THIS IS FROM THE INTERNET THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE REAL*

On December 17, 2021 school shootings will apparently break down.

by anonymousdude1273 December 16, 2021

december 1

mariah carey has defrosted

oh no, its time, shes defrosted on december 1

i- dont want a lot for christmas

by tempestas.co November 30, 2021

December 28

You have to have sex on this day!
With your closest friend

1:hey
2:hey wanna have sex
1:why
2:it’s December 28 and it’s the day to have sex with your closest friend

by Oreo flakes December 26, 2021