May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.

"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"

by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022

29th of may

is the national send him some spicy pics if its his bday to day

wow is it his birthday on the 29th of may,

I guess I need to send him some spicy pics

by my little slut Orianne May 24, 2025

May 12

Tears Of The Kingdom release date

Why did you call in sick? You're perfectly fine!
It's may 12. I'm new game-sick

by Tactical Boneman April 27, 2023

May 13

Kamilla and Yasmin’s Day

May 13☠️

by CcLVL May 11, 2023

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

11th of may

surbhi was born on the 11th of may.

“surbhi was born on the 11th of may”

by surbhi May 10, 2022