alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.

girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄

by lyerdism March 18, 2019

No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .

Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.

by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019

14th of April

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

by xoxodepressedgirl October 30, 2019

Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)

"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

No nicotine April

Rules:
1. You can’t smoke or vape or juul... (the most basic rule)
2. You can’t be with your friends at the same time when they smoke
3. You can’t BUY nicotine even if you want to buy it for later
4. FOLLOW ALL THE RULES!!

A: “I want to smoke, are you coming with me?”

B: “No, it’s no nicotine April”

by Pfff whattt November 6, 2019

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019