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High School

An institution that tries to prepare young adults for the real world just a little bit, but most often results in bitching and moaning. It is only after completion (or failure) of High School that students realize how easy and relaxed they had it.
Person A :"Damn dude, I can't go to the bar - I just payed rent, electric, heat, internet, and filled up my POS car with gas - I got like 5 bucks in my account."

Person B :"I hear you man, my wife is on my case, I'm gaining weight like a panda, and none of my money makes me happy"

Person A: "Remember High School?"

Person B: "Lol, yeah. Wish I had it that easy now!"

Person A: "Hell yeah..."
by LifeGetsWorse September 9, 2009
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Village School

Village School: Great Neck officials notoriously put at-risk students when they can't handle them in the big schools. Great Neck is a high-achieving school district and cannot afford to have at-risk students ruin their image.

The school enrolls about 50 students.

The Village School is a dumping ground. Say no to these corrupt school officials. They need to learn to solve their own problems instead of dumping these at-risk students at VS. It's expensive to provide small classes. Full inclusion is the solution.
by Dahliarose February 5, 2010
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home schooled

One who is schooled at home usually in much smaller class sizes and on a one-to-one basis by a teacher who is genuinely interested in their student, resulting in a BETTER educated individual.
She was home schooled,and had a much better grasp of spelling and grammar than the average public-schooled retards of the town.
by Alison Hannigan June 27, 2006
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School Bus

an asian with a real big penis because asians are yellow, and usually have a small shlong.
girl: i had sex with an asian last night.

girl2: how small was his wiener?

girl: it wasn't small at all, in fact it was a school bus
by Slywiener March 26, 2010
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kings school

pretty shite school, absolute waste o money but funny. definitely wouldn't recommend.
by hey its me ali a April 8, 2019
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private school

I'm not going to ignorantly insult private schools in the U.S.A however I truly believe they are not as good as public.

- It costs money to get in, one idiot wrote a definition and said "Oh they are cheap like 20,000 - 125,000 dollars" news flash retard not everyone has that kind of money

- It stresses the point that money is EXTREMELY important and that nothing else matters

- Full of W.A.S.P's that look down on Blacks, Italians, Asians, and Hispanics.

- They are foreced to wear the same uniforms, conformity much?

- People that do have scollarships have to mantain an A+ average or they get kicked out, imagine hows stressfull that is

- They have a much smaller pouplation of the school, which means less oppertunities for making friends, having big parties, getting to know different people and means that gossip/drama is much greater because everyone knows everyone else's buissness.

- They are used to escape schools with minorities

- They think they are better
Private schools premote racisim, conformity, and ignorance.
*** I am not saying that everyone who goes there is a racist, conformist, and ignorant.
by Jersey Kid December 24, 2007
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Oldfields School

The following is typical of an Oldfields student:
-Peircing a body part, getting a tattoo, or dying your hair within the first two months of school.
-Finding every possible excuse to leave school, miss class, or sleep in.
-Leaving to use the bathroom and never returning to class.
-Attempting to run away.
-Getting DCed multiple times in one year.
-Fighting for a seat on the bus to the mall.
-Purchasing diet pills every other day.
-Getting caught smoking either cigaretts, pot, or in some extreme cases crack.
-Getting campused numerous amounts of times in one year.
-Applying for a job at Hooters.
-Shoplifting.
-Getting arrested.
-Or...Last BUT NOT LEAST, withdrawing from school at some point in time, typically after or during your first year.
Oldfields school is a fine institution for future delinquents
by g-slice September 25, 2005
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