Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.
Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.
by GummyBoi June 30, 2023
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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking March 25, 2014
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one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.
"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"
by noirline November 12, 2017
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two heartbeats

being turned on
you’re so sexy

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”
by bowww April 08, 2024
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Two heartbeats

When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats
Boy:*touches the girls' inner thigh*
Girl:"totally not having two heartbeats right now"
by All graves go unvisited itd April 29, 2024
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Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week
Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.
by DJ TRYB November 07, 2020
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