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Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.
Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.
by Beetits June 18, 2018
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 6, 2016
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sink two ball

When a guy inserts his balls (testicles) into a girls anal cavity.
Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.

Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
by stinkbloom November 5, 2011
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not got two pennies to rub together

have none or hardly any of the specified item, especially money.
"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
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Two planker

Get outta my way, two planker!
by explodedtesticle November 20, 2021
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