The Two

Basketball Position - Shooting Guard

Michael Jordan is the best player to play The Two

by SCTEX123 April 24, 2021

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 05, 2023

Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.

“I see two mercuries shining at us”

by Alo-posmi November 21, 2023

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.

Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012