hand job karaoke

A person sings while jerk in off a guy and uses his dick as the microphone.

I was giving him a hand job karaoke , and when he came. He hit the high notes.

by Thatbaldwinbro January 17, 2016

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

Num num job

When your partner he/she/it is sucking your Dick like it's a delicious treat and gives it good num nums

I just received an AMAZING num num JOB from your mum

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Motor Blow job

The act of deepthroating a penis while shaking your head as if to motorboat breasts.

Last night, that girl gave me a motor blow Job and it was the best head I have ever had.

by Lucky Pupil February 13, 2019

Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.

Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".

by Human nuts April 23, 2019

Coronavirus job snatching

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.

The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020