Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Shuksan Middle School

A middle school in Bellingham, WA that contains of the grades 6th, 7th, and 8th. At least 1 in 9 kids have smoked pot or had sex. Shuksan contains of lots of bullies and kids who slit their wrists for attention.

Girl: Oh my gosh I’m so thankful I don’t have to go to Shuksan Middle School

Friend: Yeah I agree with you. At least both of us aren’t pot-headed skanky bitches like the kids who go there.

by >:( February 1, 2019

Hamshire middle school

Hampshire MID is so boring 90% of the kids are white spoiled kids or basic white popular girls. The paper in the bathroom is so thin and useless the kids make racist jokes and think their so funny and their are kids that are still stuck in 2nd grade i dont even know how their even mannaging to pass classes like they all share a single braincell. The teachers are so rude and u will get in trouble for doing ANYTHING the school lunch food sucks @ss the cheese gets cold in 24.45 milliseconds and the pizza is crusty and dry. All the kids in the school are bitche$ and ugly little dumpster diving rats the fat fuckin&g kids take a whole seat in the bus and the popular girls be making random rumors abt evreyone. Conclusion hampshire mid . Is filled with annoying white kids

Hamshire middle school = a school in illinois

by I hate furrys March 8, 2023

Oasis Middle School

A very bad school. Don’t go here.

Brandon was sad because he has to go to Oasis middle school

by anonymous December 10, 2020

blocker middle school

A place that takes your personality and everyone is going through puberty (yikes).And let’s not start that everybody wants to be grown in that place.

Person 1:Do you go to Blocker Middle School
Person 2:yes
Person1:I’m sorry

by Don’t@meboiii November 6, 2018

The Middle Note

The Guitar Hero equivalent of the teabag. Done by holding the yellow note on the guitar so that it lights up on your defeated opponent's screen. Devised by David and Josh from N.C.

"Damn! That dude kicked my ass at Through The Fire and Flames!"

"Yeah, and now he's giving you the middle note! Ha!"

by Offbeat Blitz February 18, 2009

summitvue middle school

The hell of all hell. If you are going here expect the worst. I have seen people fucking in the bathroom (not in a stall). People huddling up in the back of the library to have cumming sessions. It only gets worse. The sixth graders are always annoying as hell and are hella short. Most teachers suck ass and you get in trouble for the dumbest shit. Over all, go to a new school.

I want to kill myself after going to summitvue middle school

by Summitvuesucksass November 16, 2022