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new jersey fish eye

The after effect of the donkey punch. After being punched on the head the partners eye will pop out while other one closes. The partnet will make a noise sort of sounds like whomp.
The other day I donkey punched the shit out of this one chick that I gave her the new jersey fish eye. She was making the whomp sound.
by bob thornton August 14, 2006
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crazier than a fish with tits

"Dat bitch who fucked tha dog, she crazier than a fish with tits"
by datguhcasey March 9, 2009
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Michael Fish moment

A moment where a friend doubts a weather forcast and gets it monumentally wrong!
Friend: The snow won't lie! I'm never wrong about these things.

*the snow storm arrives and there's a good few inches of snow*

to friend: Well that was a hell of a Michael Fish moment you noob!
by OgilvieD January 7, 2010
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Trish like fish

Religious organization based in Azerbaijan which worships Trisha Paytas
See you at the next Trish like fish meeting
by MAYBEIFYOUSTANNEDLOONA March 19, 2021
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Gregor Fishy Fish

An absolute faggot and a nonce, he doesnt even know chemistry or maths or physics and ca barely get his peen up. He tries to get nudes off of strangers and can never get any, not matter how many he tries with! He's an actualy dickhead who doesnt think about anyone else, he smashes his TV and blames it on gravity. He loves to whack it off to furry porn and has a fur suit himself
'Yo dude, check it out, it's Gregor Fishy Fish! Let's beat his nonce ass!'
'Fuck yeah!!!'
by OldManDownstairsHandle June 22, 2019
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Throwing away the fish

Going bankrupt, being out of money. Being poor, not having any money.
Losing at a game.
Derived from Nintendo Monopoly. When you lose or "go bankrupt" you see an image of the Monopoly man in front of a trash can with a fish bone in his hand. Looks like he is throwing away the fish, when I think he is actually meant to be picking from the trash.
I'd love to go out tonight but I am throwing away the fish.
I really want to buy that bike, but I really threw away the fish this week.
I really threw out the fish on that one.
by Jimbers July 17, 2007
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fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend
Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape
by Diputs2 May 19, 2016
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