Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

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butter

a yellow slippery stick that will melt in your mouth and give you a heart attack

there are butter definitions out there I know it

by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017

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Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

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pre-nutt butter

when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉

her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter

by pre nutt August 28, 2019

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Butters

(noun) - A mythical creature descending from millersville folklore. He is never seen with the same shape or identity and is believed to haunt the dreams of college football freshman and recruits across the college campuses of North America.

“damn bro did you see butters the other night?”
“Na man but I did see him leave with 4 bitches all asking to ride his porn star stache”

by Jawnjimmyjawn February 5, 2019

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Peanut butter doggy

When u cover your penis in peanut butter and have ur partner lick it all off. After you ejaculated in their mouth u gave them swallow your peanut butter flavored load.

I had my lady luck all the oeanut butter off me like a good peanut butter doggy and gave her a treat st the end

by Dirtyjoe09 June 14, 2024

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