Wet & Reckless

When my girlfriend is so horny, she says "Forget the rubber!"

My girlfriend was so wet & reckless last night, she had to go to planned parenthood the next morning

by Mynameisgomez August 3, 2016

wet burl

a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."

She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.

by dobie December 17, 2012

wet his ass

Killed or shot some one

Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.

by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

Wet-Town

Ex-name for Barrio Mojados.

Wet-Town Por Vida!

by Eblan May 7, 2023

Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.

Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.

by Father Jerry September 15, 2020

Wet Year 7

a year 7 who thinks their hard and listen to OFB SJ and Year 11s make them cry

"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)

by Bleddy Drills February 14, 2021